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1. What are your nickname/s?
Snow. That person who doesn't like anyone. Peanut. Moo.

2. Are there any nicknames you wish people called you?
I like the ones I have.

3. If you had to be stuck at one age for the rest of your life, how old would you be?
5. Being a child was great :U Had no problems in the world. Gave no shit at all.

4. What colour clothes do you like best?
Dark gray? I dunno.

5. If you had a pet cactus, what would you name him/her?
Yub Yub the cactus

6. Your most-hated movie?
Dora the Explore.

7. What do you think of 3D movies? 
I dont like them mostly because of the glasses. I already have glasses on. Wtf do you want me to do. Take off my glasses and put 3-D one's on? Everything would be blurry. Plus, it isn't really even 3-D.

8. Ever get motion sickness? (car, boat, aeroplane, elevator, etc)
Only on swings.

9. So, your thoughts on elevators?
I like them.

10. Have you ever Role Played?
Yep. Sucked at it.

11. What's your favourite public holiday? (Birthdays don't count)
Easter? Im not sure..

12. Best season of the year for you?
Spring. Not to cold, not to hot. Perfect weather for me.

13. Do you ever want to go to Antarctica? 
I can't even handle going out side in the fall with a jacket. Hell no.

14. Have you ever had to stay in hospital overnight?
No

15. Glasses: attractive, or a turnoff?
Dunno.

16. What kind of job do you respect the most? (Fire-fighters, doctors, people in the army, etc)
Im not really sure. They all have a big part in them.

17. Do you have a favorite flower?
Tulips. I loved them when I was young. I always picked them and gave them to my mother and grandma.

18. Now for a manly question: do you enjoy driving? (Or think you will when you're able)
How is this manly.

19. What's one thing you never leave home without?
My old blanket :heart:

20. Batman. Sure, he saves lives and has a famous comic and all, but he has as many superpowers as you or I. Do you think he really counts as a superhero?
Duh. He beats up people and fights a messed up clown. Of course he is a hero. Anyone who beats up a clown is a hero in my book. 

21. If you could become one Pokemon, which one would it be?
Crud. Um. An eevee maybe? Or a minun?

22. Write one thing about yourself you wouldn't tell your parents.
I dont know?

23. What do you think of when I say FIRE?
Charmander.

24. What country would you like to visit right now?
Not really into traveling..

25. Do you think you'll ever end up in jail at some point in your life?
Probably not

26. Do you have/plan to get any tattoos or piercings?
HELL TO THE NO.

27. How many pets do you have?
Three.

28. What's your thoughts on OCs? (Original characters)
Eh. Their cool i guess..

29. If you were in a position of power, what's the first thing you would do?
Help everyone that is sick and dying and give help to people who majorly need it and for as long as they need it~<3

30. List three turn-ons for you:
Oh Jesus.. 0-0 (that doesn't count as one >_>)
1) I seriously am never going to say~
2) None of your business~
3) You'll never know... unless you're my boyfriend~<3 ;3

31. Now list three sure-fire turn-offs:
I DON'T KNOW.

32. Do you have any favourite faces to use online?
:iconpropaneplz: EHEHEHEHEHE

33. Do you like trampolines?
Eh

34. If you saw a shooting star, would you wish on it?
Already did.

35. If you had a novel published, what would the title be?
Bloodly pancakes. A romance novel about a murderess cook that works at an Ihop, falls in love with a rich boy, kills him, uses his blood for people's jam.

36. What do you think of photos of yourself?
Ehhhh....

37. When was the last time you saw the sun rise?
I dont no?

38. So, what do you think of memes like this? Any reason in particular you take these?
No?

39. There's only one female smurf. How do you think they reproduce? 
Magic

40. What's one music group you think everyone should be into at the moment?
Nothing. 

41. Take a quick look at your fridge. What's on it right now?
Nothing.

42. Who has it easier: boys, or girls?
Boys? Lets face it... most of the girls cook, clean, do all the house work, and they give birth. So eh..

43. What's do you think the meaning of life is?
Tacos dancing under your bed

44. Which is better: pirates or ninjas?
Ninjas.

45. If you could change your hair colour, what would it be?
Black.

46. How'd your first day at school go? Anything interesting happen?
Dont remember

47. What's the best kind of chocolate?
Hershey.

48. Do you think you'll ever try drugs in your life?
No

49. How are you sitting while you type this? Comfortable?
Cross legged maybe

50. Do you believe in ghosts, or any of the paranormal?
Yep.

51. What's your favorite insult to call people?
Slutty bitch nugget.

52. Do you have any phobias or fears?
Clowns. And Sharks.

53. Who's your favorite family member?
Dont know

54. How much money's in your wallet right now?
Not sure. I dont keep track of that

55. Mention some of the best memories you've ever had at school?
Ehhh.. all of them were crappy.

56. What's your sleeping pattern like? Anything you'd change?
Sleeping at 10. Waking up at 7 or later.

57. What's wrong with the next generation?
Alot of things.

58. How many tabs and windows do you have open right now?
2?

59. Is there any particular costume/cosplay you'd like to wear?
Jeff the Killer. Which I am being for Haloween.

60. When something goes wrong, who's the first person you blame?
Not sure

61. What's your favorite musical instrument?
Dont have one

62. If you could make one animal extinct, which one would it be? Why do they deserve it?
Ehhh

63. Is the glass half empty, or half full?
Mostly empty.

64. What do you have as your wallpaper right now?
Nothing

65. Have you ever cross-dressed? 
Nope

66. Which is more fun: being short, or tall?
Neither. Both suck.

67. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
No.

68. What's the last trading card game you played?
Not sure, haven't had a playing card game since I was 7

69. Are sixty-nine jokes still funny?
No.


Good day.
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